Who do you write like?

This afternoon a friend told me about a website, 'I Write Like', that analyses your writing and tells you which famous author your style is similar to. So I went on it and had it analyse a few of my blog entries.

For 'I'm Hot Teacher' it gave me this response

I write like
David Foster Wallace

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

For 'Banchan- story of the Cat'

I write like
Stephen King

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

For 'High Tech Keyboard Conversion' it gave me

I write like
Cory Doctorow

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

I call bullshit